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blonde mixup
 
 
How do you know when a blondes been having a bad day?

Shes got a tampon behind her ear, and she's lookin 4 her pencil.

rebel-rousing nuns
 
 
There are three nuns in a sanctuary who are about to go out into the real world for the first time. About a month after they've all left, one of the nuns comes back to the priest and says, " Father ive sinned,"

The priest asks, "How?"

She says, " Ive stolen from a store."

He replies, "Drink this holy water and your sins shall be washed away." So she drinks the water and leaves.

The next day the second nun comes in and says, " Father, I have sinned."

So the priest asks, "How?"

She answers, "I had sex."

So he says, "Drink the holy water and your sins shall be washed away." She drinks the water and leaves.

The third nun walks in laughing hysterically, and says, " Father, I have sinned."

He asks, "How?"
She replies, "I peed in the holy water."

blondes strike back
 
 
Why are blonde jokes so short?

So that brunettes can remember them.

good ol' zombie babies
 
 
What's funnier than a zombie baby?

A zombie baby in a clown suit!


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