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huge pause
 
 
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke"

The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"

The bear says, "I've had them all my life."
yo mama
 
 
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
a horse, of course
 
 
What did the horse say when he fell?

“I've fallen and I can't giddy up!”
blind man & nuns
 
 
Nuns where repainting their chapel. They kept getting paint on their clothes so they decided to remove them, but agreed not to let ANYONE in until they were done and replaced their clothing. Then they heard some one knocking and one of them yelled, "Whooo is it?"
'The blind man!' He yelled back.
They decided since he was blind it would be all right.
They opened the door and the man said, 'Nice boobs! Where do you want the blinds?"

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