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definition of suspicious
 
 
What is the definition of suspicious?

A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field.

engineer's belief
 
 
Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

six and five
 
 
What has six boobs and five teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.
student takes off his pants
 
 
A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.

The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?

"I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.'


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