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frankenstein's sex life
 
 
Why can't Frankenstein's monster have sex?

Because his nuts are on his neck.

the flu
 
 
A guy walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I'm horribly sick!"

The doctor looks at him and asks "Flu?" '
"Flew? I drove, you moron!"
there is a navy guy and a marine...
 
 
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."

The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!!!"

yankee doodle handy
 
 
Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on his mother

Every time he hit a bump

He had another brother!

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