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a hard riddle
What's hard and hairy and sticks out of a mans P.J.'s.

His Head

male animal
How many men does it take to mop a floor?

None. It's a woman's job.

true software professional
Guy 1: Hey! Why do you smoke cigarettes even though there is a warning on the pack that says it's bad for your health?
Guy 2: I am a software professional. I don't bother about warnings -- I am concerned only about the 'Alerts.'
Where do lady ghosts go for haircuts?

The Boo-ty Parlor!

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