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genetic manipulation for good, not evil
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey?
Drumsticks for everybody!
nuclear cat
What do you get when you nuke a cat?

the fly
What is a fly without any wings?

A walk.
dreams about growin' up
One day, three boys were talking about what they wanted to be when they grew up.

'I wanna be a singer so I can say 'Me, me, me, me, me.'

'I wanna be a chef so I can say knife and fork.'

'I wanna be a gambler so I can say you wanna make a bet.'

When they grew up they all got the jobs they wanted. One day, a policeman walked into a building and said,'Who killed this man?'

The singer said 'Me, me, me, me, me.'

'What did he kill him with?'

'Knife and fork,' said the chef.
'You're going to jail.'

'You wanna make a bet?' said the gambler.

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