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polar bears really like peas
 
 
How do you catch a polar bear?

You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

gay on airplane
 
 
What do you call a gay guy on an airplane?

A fruit fly.
the shoe family
 
 
John: "Did you hear the one about the father shoe?"
Sara: "No, what about it?"
John: "It was it's family's SOLE support!"
faraway books
 
 
Q: What does a book have when it's far away?
A: A pager.

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