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a country war
 
 
A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were fighting in a war, and both were caught by the enemy.
"Before i put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"

The Alabama man said, "Could you shoot me after you play the song 'Yeah, Alabama?"

"Sure," the man agreed. "How about you?"

The Tennessee man said, "COuld you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabam?"

le stinkers
 
 
Why do the French Smell?

So blind people can hate them too!

bleachin yo mama
 
 
Yo mama so dirty, she uses bleach to take a bath.
a man rides in on friday, stays two nights...
 
 
Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights three days and then leaves on Friday.

How is that possible?

A: His horse was named Friday.


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