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it was so cold today i saw a lawyer with his ...
 
 
It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
hot tomato
 
 
Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

what do you call a blond with half a brain?
 
 
What do you call a blond with half a brain?

Gifted

in all the land
 
 
Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were sitting at a table talking.

Hercules says, "I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."

Snow White says "I think I'm the fairest lady in the land but it hasn't been proven yet."

Quasie says "I think I'm the ugliest, meanest son of a gun in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."

The next day Hercules and Snow White are sitting at the table.

Hercules says, "It's true I'm the strongest man in the world for God told me so."

Snow White says, "It's true I'm the fairest lady in the land for God told me so."

Just then, Quasi started walking up the road really steamed.

He says, "Guys can you do me a favor? Tell me who the heck is Janet Reno?"


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