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i still don't get it
 
 
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a Redneck joke. The bartender replies, "Well, I'm a Redneck and those three large gentlemen over at that table are too. So do you still want to tell your Redneck joke?" The man replies, "Nevermind, I don't want to explain it four times."
if ever you're choking...
 
 
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out that she launches foward and throws up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck, "You're right,that 'hind-lick' maneuver works like a charm."
6.9
 
 
What is a 6.9?

A 69 interupted by a period.

lightbulbs vs pregnant women
 
 
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.


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