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eye rubbers
 
 
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

such talent
 
 
You sing so well you belong on a stage....... coach one leaves in five minutes!
knock, knock
 
 
Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo, Beep Beep!

why did the city build a graveyard...
 
 
Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home?

A: So all the old people can see there futures!


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