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gary condit's fowl behavior
 
 
Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?

He couldn't keep his hands off the legs and breasts.

fishing line
 
 
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
the shoe family
 
 
John: "Did you hear the one about the father shoe?"
Sara: "No, what about it?"
John: "It was it's family's SOLE support!"
faraway books
 
 
Q: What does a book have when it's far away?
A: A pager.

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