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bigger
 
 
Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or his baby?

The baby -- he's a little Bigger!
mathematical cows
 
 
Q: How do cows do subtraction?

A: They use a cowculater.
the world accordion to garp
 
 
There is a accordion player driving home from a late night gig. Feeling tired, he pulls into a local store for some coffee. While waiting to pay, he remembers that he locked his car doors but left the accordion in plain view on the back seat of his car! He rushes out only to realize that he is too late. The back window of his car was smashed and somebody had already thrown in two more accordions.
german windbreaker
 
 
What do you call "fart" in German?

Farfrompoopin!


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