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military service
 
 
Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

For the Marine to hold on to!
cannibals clowning around
 
 
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One stops and says to the other:

'Does this taste funny to you?'

little mermaid
 
 
Why did Ariel blush?

Because the sea weed!

dreams about growin' up
 
 
One day, three boys were talking about what they wanted to be when they grew up.

'I wanna be a singer so I can say 'Me, me, me, me, me.'

'I wanna be a chef so I can say knife and fork.'

'I wanna be a gambler so I can say you wanna make a bet.'

When they grew up they all got the jobs they wanted. One day, a policeman walked into a building and said,'Who killed this man?'

The singer said 'Me, me, me, me, me.'

'What did he kill him with?'

'Knife and fork,' said the chef.
'You're going to jail.'

'You wanna make a bet?' said the gambler.

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