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speed trap
 
 
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.

He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car.

Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40.

Several days later, he received a letter from the police department that contained another picture - of handcuffs.

beauty & the beach
 
 
What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing -- it just waved!
amaryllis stupid joke
 
 
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amaryllis.
Amaryllis who?
Amaryllis state agent. Wanna buy a house?
rain n' money
 
 
Why did God create economists?

To make weathermen look good!


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