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how does a blonde try to kill a fish?
 
 
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?

She drowns it!!

why can't skeletons play music in ...
 
 
Q: Why can't skeletons play music in church?

A: Because they've got no organs.

a man went on vacation to texas...
 
 
A man went on vacation to Texas. He went into a diner and ordered an orange juice and a steak. The waitress brough a pitcher of orange juice and the man's jaw dropped. The farmer said, "Pardon me, I ordered a glass of orange juice not a whole pitcher." The waitress simply said, "Sir, this is Texas. Every thing is bigger." So when the waitress brought the steak the farmer said, "Excuse me, I ordered a steak not the whole cow!" Again the waitress said, "This is Texas every thing is bigger." After he finished he had to go to the bathroom so he asked the waitress were it was. She told him it was down the hall first door to the left. Just as he walked through the men's room door he fell into a deep pool and screamed, "HELP, HELP! DON'T FLUSH!"
what's blue and fluffy?
 
 
Q: What's blue and fluffy?

A: Blue fluff.


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