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little girls who suck
 
 
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

silly boy
 
 
A little kid walks into a movie theater one day. At the counter, he buys one ticket and then goes in. All of a sudden, he comes back out and buys another one. The man at the counter asks 'Why do you want another one?' The kid replies 'Because that man over there ripped the other one!'
me, i want a hoola hoop
 
 
Yo mama so skinny, she can hoola hoop a cheerio.
swicth hands
 
 
At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.

"What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exahausted?"

"Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with."


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