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moth inspector
 
 
A man walks in his room after work and is suprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there. 'Who the hell are you?' he yells. The naked guy replies 'I'm the moth inspector' 'Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?' He looks down and exclaims 'Oh my God! I'm too late!'
wooden shoe
 
 
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
texas vs. rhode island
 
 
A Texan is bragging to a New Englander. "In Texas," he drawls, "you can get on a train, ride all day long, and still be in Texas by nightfall."

"So what?" replies the Yankee, "We have slow trains in Rhode Island, too."

switch!
 
 
Susan was standing on a street corner when Bob stopped and said, 'Hey Susan, er, did you know you have a tampon hanging out of your mouth?'

'Oh my God,' she said, 'what did I do with my cigarette?'


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