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thistle
 
 
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thistle!
Thistle who?
Thistle make you laugh!
war on poverty
 
 
Did you hear about the woman who was waging a war on poverty?

She bombed the soup kitchen.
soccer blonde
 
 
A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

The blonde approached and asked if she was all right.

The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"

"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

how many blondes does it take...
 
 
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

100. 99 to peel the M&M's and one to mix the batter!


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