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dead donkey
 
 
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had to get rid of it.
He called the sanitation department, the health department, and several other agencies, but no one seemed able to help him.

In desperation, the good reverend called the mayor and asked what should be done. The mayor must have been having a bad day. 'Why bother me?' he asked. 'You're a clergyman. It's your job to bury the dead.'

The pastor lost his cool. 'Yes,' he snapped, 'But I thought I should at least notify the next-of-kin.'

convicts
 
 
Two boys were arrested, one was drinking battery acid and one was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let one off.
three kinds of people
 
 
There are three kinds of people in the world -- those who can count and those who can't.
jewelers v. jailers
 
 
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?

One sells watches and the other watches cells.


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