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idiot on the phone
 
 
Q: How do you burn an idiot's face?

A: Phone him up while he's doing the ironing!
old age
 
 
Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, 'How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?'

'Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.'

no second chances
 
 
If at first you don't suceed, sky diving isn't for you
death by mexican
 
 
An infamous killer is on death row.

He is allowed one last meal an hour before he dies.

So the guy asks if he can have his favorite food. He wants Mexican.

The guards give him what he wants.

An hour goes by and it is time for his death.

One guard asks if he had any last words.

The guy replies, "Yeah...pull my finger."


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