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skull & bones
 
 
Q: Why were the bones chasing the skull?

A: Because they wanted to get ahead.
lighten it up
 
 
Q: Why do fireflies light up while they are having sex?

A: Because they are so turned-on!
sons devoted to mom
 
 
Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother.

"Well," said the first one, "I bought Mom a huge house in Beverly Hills."

"I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full-time driver for her."

"I've got you both beat," said the third. "I bought her a miraculous parrot that can recite any Bible verse you tell it to."

A little later, the mother sent out a thank you letter to all three sons. "Gerald -- the house you bought was too big. I only live in one room, but I have to clean the entire house. Milton -- the car is useless because I don't go anywhere because I'm too old. But Robert -- you know exactly what I like. The chicken was delicious."

the riddle of the missing dollar
 
 
Three guys go to a hotel. They tell the man behind the desk that they want 3 rooms. He says, "10 dollars per room so that's 30 dollars."So they pay and go up to their rooms.

Then, the deskman remembers that there is a special for 3 rooms for $25. He gives the bellhop the $5 change and tells him to take it up to them.
On the way, the bellhop realizes that he doesn't know how to split it 3 ways so he keeps 2 and gives 1 to each man.

My question is: If after the dollar refund each man paid 9 dollars and $9 x 3 men equals $27 and the bellhop only has $2, then what happened to the other dollar?


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