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your girlfriend's hair and the midget
 
 
How do you know when to beat up a midget?

When he says your girlfriend's hair smells good.
old age
 
 
Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, 'How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?'

'Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.'

helen keller
 
 
Did you hear about Helen Keller's new book?

"Around The Block In 80 Days!"

shoe store
 
 
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right next door to Mr. Ho's store and he named it SHOE DO WE.

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