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i'm a spoon
 
 
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a spoon."

"Sit still and don't stir."
idiot on the phone
 
 
Q: How do you burn an idiot's face?

A: Phone him up while he's doing the ironing!
shoe store
 
 
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right next door to Mr. Ho's store and he named it SHOE DO WE.
no second chances
 
 
If at first you don't suceed, sky diving isn't for you

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