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think about it
 
 
What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has a soul full of hope, and the girl in the bathtub...

blank willow
 
 
A man was walking through the forest, when he suddenly has an urge to take a piss. He came upon a field of buttercups. Thinking no one was looking, he immediately relieved himself all over the buttercups. Unbeknownst to him, Mother Nature saw the whole thing and became furious. "How dare you!", she cried, "Just for that, you won't get any butter for a whole year!" "Oh Mother Nature!", the man cried, "In that case, thank God I didn't piss all over the pussywillows!"
hate to brag
 
 
I hate to brag, but if I was sitting on the toilet, and got the hiccups, I'd siphon the bowl dry!
occupy this
 
 
A man's occupation is to stick his cockulation in a woman's ventilation to increase the population of the younger generation. I got this information from the board of education if you want a demonstration -- LIE DOWN!

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