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war on poverty
 
 
Did you hear about the woman who was waging a war on poverty?

She bombed the soup kitchen.
witches brew
 
 
What do you call a witch on a beach?

A sandwitch!
why did the blonde get fired...
 
 
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

She was throwing away all the W's.

gotcha!
 
 
Three nuns were taking a walk one day.
'I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some pornography magazines," said the first nun.
"What did you do with them?" asked the second.
"I threw them away."
"I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some condoms," said the second nun.
"What did you do with them?" asked the first.
"I punched holes in them." The third nun fainted.

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