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confessional etiquette
 
 
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest says, "Cross you arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand."

The new priest tries this. The old priest suggests, "Try saying things like, 'I see,' 'yes,' 'go on,' 'I understand,' and 'how did you feel about that?'"

The new priest says those things, trying them out. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than saying, 'Whoa... What happened next?'"

the priest and the christmas tree
 
 
Q: How are a priest and a Christmas Tree alike?

A: The balls are only for decoration.
computer memory
 
 
Q: How does a computer tell you it needs more memory?

A: It says 'byte me'

witches brew
 
 
What do you call a witch on a beach?

A sandwitch!

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