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if brains were dynamite...
 
 
If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose!
parachute vs. condom
 
 
What is the difference between a parachute and a condom?

When a parachute breaks someone dies, when a condom breaks someone lives.
bananaramarobastore!
 
 
A banana peel and a banana are robbing a store.

"Don't worry," says the peel. "I've got you covered!"
candle romance
 
 
What did one candle say to the other candle?

Want to go out tonight?

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