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the mystery of the humming bees
Why do bees hum?

Because they don't know the words.

halloween ha-ha-frickin'-ha
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?

Bone appetit!

A banana peel and a banana are robbing a store.

"Don't worry," says the peel. "I've got you covered!"
fooled you
Whats another name for a push-up bra?
False advertisement.

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