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amuse-o-tron
 
 
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
hypertext is funny!
 
 
Why do they call it hyper text?

Too much JAVA.
knight on a dog
 
 
One day the king of a fairly large country was greeted by a tiny knight. The knight told him the story of how he escaped a battle with a dragon, but his small horse had been killed. He begged the king for a horse, and the king was more than happy to offer him one. The problem, however, was that the knight was too small for the horses the king had. Finally, the king decided to give him a trained Great Dane to ride on. When he presented the Great Dane to the knight, the knight was horrified. He exclaimed, “You would send a knight out on a dog like this?”
the mystery of the humming bees
 
 
Why do bees hum?

Because they don't know the words.


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