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how do you drown a blonde?
 
 
How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

yo mama is so old, she knew...
 
 
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
carefully placed periods
 
 
There was a guy who worked for Blockbuster video. He found it to be a great but complicated job.
One day he was at the register and a older man came in and asked if he could buy a phone card. So the guy gave him a card, and he wrote him a check for $39.80. He then told him that it was 20 cents short, so he gave him 2 dimes.

Unfortunitely when he typed this into the computer, he missed the period on the keyboard and it came up as 20 dollars.

That night, the manager said that he was $19.80 short. The manager thought the guy had stolen it, so he fired him immediately.

And the moral to this story is:
"Guys get in trouble over missed periods."

how many irishmen does it take...
 
 
How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.


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