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teeth but no mouth
 
 
What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb!

rug
 
 
What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered?
flying time
 
 
Why did Bill throw the clock out the window?

To see time fly!
house conversation
 
 
What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.

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