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shoes
 
 
Never say anything about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes - because then you are a mile away and you've got his shoes and you can say whatever the hell you want about him
bathroom nationalities
 
 
If you're an American when you enter the restroom and an American when you leave, what are you when you're inside?

European...
one-legged chicken
 
 
Q. What do you call a one-legged chicken?

A. A flamingo
rug
 
 
What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered?

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