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what's it doing in the tree?
 
 
What's white and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you?

A fridge!
you're so...ugly
 
 
You're so ugly that when you were born the doctor mistook you and the afterbirth for twins.
toe observations
 
 
What do the toes say when they meet?

"There is a fungus among us."

outlet
 
 
What did the plug say to the socket?

Socket to me baby!!!

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