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skylight
 
 
I just got a skylight put into my place -- the people upstairs aren't too happy about it.
oh, god, help me find a safe house
 
 
There was a young man whose parents beat him all the time, so he went to his next-door neighbor for help.
"What about your grandparent's house?"
"They beat me too."
"What about your aunt and uncle's?"
"They beat me too."
"Well, where do you think you should live?"
"With the Oakland Raiders. They never beat anyone."
car fun
 
 
When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot.

octopus love
 
 
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand....

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