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the inscrutable witch fertility problem
 
 
Why can't witches have babies.

Because their husbands have hollow weenies.

number humor
 
 
Q. What is the square root of sixty-nine?

A. Ate something.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven?

A. Because 7-8-9.

Q. What is 6.9?

A. Something great, seperated by a decimal.
skylight
 
 
I just got a skylight put into my place -- the people upstairs aren't too happy about it.
speed trap
 
 
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.

He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car.

Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40.

Several days later, he received a letter from the police department that contained another picture - of handcuffs.


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