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getting picked on
 
 
What do you find in a clean nose?

Fingerprints

egg
 
 
Q: What does an egg say after it's put in a bowl of boiling water?

A: How do you expect me to get hard when I've just been laid.
spitfire
 
 
What's black and white, black and brown, and black and black?

A nun roasting on a spit.

writing's powerful message
 
 
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.

When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.


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