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nothing like muzak in the drilling chair
 
 
What is the best time of the day to go to the dentist?

2:30 (Tooth hurty.)
flock of seagulls
 
 
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels!

brave firefighters
 
 
Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To hold their pants up!

how to prepare chicken...
 
 
A waiter asks a man, "May I take your order, sir?"

"Yes," the man replies. "I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?"

"Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

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