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dog days
What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
clean, clean, clean
What do you call a clean idiot?

Soap on a dope!

military service
Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

For the Marine to hold on to!
beethoven is dead
What's Beethoven doing now that he's dead?

He's de-composing.

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