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duuuuh dumb jock
 
 
He's such a dumb jock, that when he was driving to the airport, he saw a sign that read, "Airport Left," and he turned around and went home.
bush declares war on bird flu
 
 
Saying that "America must take a preemptive approach to the War on Bird Flu," President Bush launched a nuclear attack on Turkey today. He said the Canary Islands are next...
bombs away!
 
 
Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?

A: He blew off his penis.
coffee, no cream
 
 
A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order. "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The girl behind the counter says "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

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