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confucious say...runs behind bus
 
 
Confucious say: 'Man who runs behind bus is going to get exhausted.'
the wooden car and other wastes
 
 
What happened to the wooden car?

It wooden go!
vampire date
 
 
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

medicinal marijuana
 
 
Why can't you shoot up marijuana?

Because you'll get a budclot!


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