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clean, clean, clean
 
 
What do you call a clean idiot?

Soap on a dope!

military service
 
 
Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

For the Marine to hold on to!
beethoven is dead
 
 
What's Beethoven doing now that he's dead?

He's de-composing.
lone bones
 
 
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because it had no body to go with.

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