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an orange parrot, of course
 
 
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.
bulimic digits
 
 
What does a bulimic call two fingers?

Dessert.

the bad belt
 
 
Why did the belt get locked up?

Because he held up a pair of pants.
ghost arrest
 
 
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

A:Because it had no haunting license!!'


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