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vandal scandal
 
 
Somebody recent vandalised the local nudist camp. They put a hole in the wall, and the police are currently looking into it.
bad drivers
 
 
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, 'Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!'

Herman says, 'I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!'

the ex-wife and the genie
 
 
One day a man was planting flowers outside his new house when he found a bottle with a cork in it. He took out the cork and with a poof, a genie came out. 'I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife gets double,' said the genie.
'Okay. for my first wish I want one million dollars,' said the man. And, in a poof of smoke, one million dollars appeared.
'Hmm... but now my ex-wife has two million dollars,' said the man, 'But, for my next wish, I want a five-story manson." And, in a poof of smoke his house turns into a five-story manson. 'But now my ex-wife has a twenty-story manson,' said the man.
'And now, for your last wish?' asked the genie. 'Hmmm... YES! I have the greatest wish yet. Why didn't think of this earlier?!' replied the man. 'For my last wish, I want you to beat me half to death!!!' '
the skeleton
 
 
What do you call a horny skeleton?

A boner!

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