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knock, knock... polar
 
 
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Polar.

Polar who?

Polar pants down!

Great. Now I feel stupid.
movie prices
 
 

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."

"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."

i hit two of my best balls
 
 
Eddie came to work Monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was. He said he played a little golf. So his co-worker asked him how well he did.

"I hit two of my best balls," he said.

"Tell me about it," said his co-worker.

"I stepped on a rake."

jelly 'n' milk
 
 
Why did the jelly wobble?

Because it saw the milk shake!

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