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pro congress?
If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress?
don't got milk?
What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

A milkdud!
What does D.A.M stand for?

Mothers Against Dyslexia.

gross cornflakes
What's grosser than gross?

You eat a bowl of cornflakes and then find out that your brother's scab collection is missing.

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