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gay pick-up line
 
 
Did you hear about the new pick up line going around the gay bars?

"May I push in your stool?"

lsd cocktail
 
 
Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?

A: A trip without the kids!

mathematical cows
 
 
Q: How do cows do subtraction?

A: They use a cowculater.
i need glasses. do i ever
 
 
"Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!"

"You certainly do, ma'am. This is a barber shop."


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