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i'm a barbie girl
 
 
What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common?
They're both 100 percent plastic.
round and round
 
 
Q. How do you confuse an leprechaun?

A. Put him in a circle and tell him to wee in the corner.

rebel-rousing nuns
 
 
There are three nuns in a sanctuary who are about to go out into the real world for the first time. About a month after they've all left, one of the nuns comes back to the priest and says, " Father ive sinned,"

The priest asks, "How?"

She says, " Ive stolen from a store."

He replies, "Drink this holy water and your sins shall be washed away." So she drinks the water and leaves.

The next day the second nun comes in and says, " Father, I have sinned."

So the priest asks, "How?"

She answers, "I had sex."

So he says, "Drink the holy water and your sins shall be washed away." She drinks the water and leaves.

The third nun walks in laughing hysterically, and says, " Father, I have sinned."

He asks, "How?"
She replies, "I peed in the holy water."

the jewish vote
 
 
I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president.

He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."


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