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aggie nativity
 
 
How come Texas A&M couldn't put on a nativity scene?

Because they couldnt find three wise men or a virgin!
snowmen and snowwomen
 
 
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs! Ha!

big trouble
 
 
A 6'4' ninth grader was acting up in class.

His teacher looked at him and said, 'Act your age, not your shoe size'.

The boy looks down at his size 14 shoes, then says, 'But they're the same.'

knock knock... nobel
 
 
Knock knock
* Who's there?
Nobel.
* Nobel who?
No bell so I knocked!

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