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m.a.r.i.n.e.
 
 
Military Joke

What does marine stand for?

Muscles are required, intellegence not expected.

wanted: dead or alive
 
 
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"

"I'd have to say the living one."

answering machine
 
 
What did the guy's carphone answering machine say?

'Hi, I'm home right now so I can't take your call.'
divorce
 
 
Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, because they never get the house!


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