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holding it in
 
 
What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor!
poor boy's christmas
 
 
What does a poor boy get for Christmas?

Your bike!

car joke
 
 
Why did the man put a stove in the car?

To make a hot rod.
spliff joke
 
 
With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up at the local emergency room and a hippie is wheeled out on a gurney. The doctor questions the patient's long-haired colleagues. 'So what was he doing then?' asks the physician. 'Acid? Cannabis?' 'Sort of,' replies one of the hippies, nervously thumbing his caftan. 'But we ran out of gear, so I skinned up a homemade spliff.' 'And what was in that?' asks the doctor. 'Um, I kind of raided my girlfriend's spice rack.' says the hippie. 'There was a bit of cumin, some turmeric and a little paprika.' 'Well, that explains it,' the doctor replies, looking at them gravely. 'He is in a Korma.'

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