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jack and jill and modern economics
 
 
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down with two fifty. Go figure.
mouth but no teeth
 
 
What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river!

chef clown
 
 
How do you know if the head chef is a clown?

When the food tastes funny.
what's rough and hairy?
 
 
Q: What's rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, starts with a c, ends with a t, and has a u and an n in it?

A: A coconut.

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