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redneck christmas shopping
 
 
You know you're a redneck when...

you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

top 10 reasons to like hanukkah
 
 
10. No roof damage from reindeer

9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones

8. If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it

7. Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocholate coins) on candle races

6. You can use your fireplace

5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games

4. Fun waxy buildup on the menorah

3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth

2. Cheer optional

1. No Irving Berlin songs

the potty wisdom of confucious
 
 
Confucious say, 'It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!'
national anthem
 
 
Q: What is the new Cuban national anthem?

A: “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.”

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