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escaped midget!
 
 
What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?

A small medium at large!
two knives
 
 
Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!
multi-purpose
 
 
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

first class
 
 
A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane and sat down in first class.
A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for coach and she had to move from the seat. She refused. The flight attendent was persistant, but the blonde replied, "No, I want to sit here, I've always wanted to see what it is like in first class."

The flight attendent was getting frustrated. Finally, after quite some time, she convinced her to move.

Another passenger who overheard the conversation asked the attendent, "How did you get her to move?"

The flight attendent replied, "I told her that first class doesn't stop in Detroit."


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