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what's rough and hairy?
 
 
Q: What's rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, starts with a c, ends with a t, and has a u and an n in it?

A: A coconut.
tennessee divorce
 
 
Q: What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

A: Someone is going to lose a trailer.
face sabbatical
 
 
Can I borrow your face for a few days?

My ass is on vacation.

national anthem
 
 
Q: What is the new Cuban national anthem?

A: “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.”

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