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people in grass houses
 
 
The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hut. When an old friend came to visit from another nation, he was worried that the man would discover he was a king and treat him differently. He searched frantically for a place to hide the throne, but to no avail. Finally, he decided to have it wedged up in the ceiling of his hut. When his friend arrived, he went to the hut's opening to greet him. Just then the ceiling started to give way, and the golden throne fell on the king, killing him.
The moral of the story is this: People who live in grass houses should not stow thrones.'
non profit atheism
 
 
Q: Why is atheism a non-profit religion?

A: They have no prophets!
math is sexy.
 
 
What is the square root of 69?

Ate something.

yo' ass so tight
 
 
Yo' ass so tight, you fart and only dogs can hear it.

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