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dog and elephant
 
 
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A very nervous postman.
oh, skeleton. you'll never learn.
 
 
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.
monks made a mistake
 
 
One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery going through the old scrolls.

"You see, there are the originals," said the first monk. "All the new scrolls were copied from these."

"Can I see one?"

"Sure. This is one outlines the rules for monkdom--" All of a sudden, the monk's face turns white and he falls to his knees.

"What? What does it say?"

"Celebrate. IT SAYS CELEBRATE!"

pillar of the community
 
 
What kind of pillar can't hold up a building?
A caterpillar!

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