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six and five
What has six boobs and five teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.
What do you call two men hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod!
color television
One day, a man walked into an appliance store.

"Do you sell color televisions?"

"Yes," said the clerk. "Yes, we do."

"Then give me a green one."

little mermaid
Why did Ariel blush?

Because the sea weed!

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