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did you here about the cross-eyed ...
 
 
Did you here about the cross-eyed teacher?

She couldn't keep control of her pupils.

p. diddy, britney spears, and eminem go to hell
 
 
P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Britney in his hands and she melted into a puddle. Then he took P. Diddy in his hands and he melted into a puddle. Then he took Eminem into his hands, but he didn't melt. The devil said, "why didn't you melt like the other two?"
He said, "Because Eminem melts in your mouth, not your hands."
a drunken leprechaun
 
 
A drunk leprechaun was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.

"Please God", he implored, "let it be blood!"

what do you call a blonde in an institute for high
 
 
What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher learning? A visitor.

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