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smoke it
What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?

A soggy butt.

the poetry of the tides, my friends
What did one ocean say to the beach?

Nothing — it just waved!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A: A stick.

that's a good question
What's white and fourteen inches long?

Absolutely nothing!

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