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lopsided cow
What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef!

we meet at last, ark-enemy!
What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark?

Flood lights!
car fun
When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot.

the clever famer
Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?

A: Because he wanted mashed potatoes.

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