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guns don't kill....
 
 
Guns don't kill people.

Texans kill people.

which hair do you cut?
 
 
A guy sticks his head in the door of a barber shop and says, 'Bob Peters here?'
The barber looks up and says, 'Nope, just haircuts!'
field of...
 
 
The guy who invented the vibrator had a vision, and in that vision he heard voices:

'If you build it they will come.'
poultry
 
 
Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?

A: A Poul-try

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