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blondes strike back
 
 
Why are blonde jokes so short?

So that brunettes can remember them.

what's funnier than a zombie baby?
 
 
What's funnier than a zombie baby?

A zombie baby in a clown suit.

leg talk
 
 
What did one guy's leg say to the other?

“Look at Shorty—he's growing a beard!”

fascinating
 
 
A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row.

"I saw an airshow. And it was very fascinating."

"Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.

"I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating."

"Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.

"Teacher, teacher! I got one!"

"Go ahead, Billy."

"My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate."


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