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national anthem
 
 
Q: What is the new Cuban national anthem?

A: “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.”
sex and bridge
 
 
Q. How is sex like bridge?

A.If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!

jack and jill and modern economics
 
 
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down with two fifty. Go figure.
pizza, pizza
 
 
A guy ordered a pizza, and Luigi behind the counter asked him if he wanted his pizza in 4 slices or 8.
"Better make it four, 'cause I really can't finish 8 slices."

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