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hello stranger
 
 
I know I haven't known you for a very long time, and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I need it badly. I haven't had it for a very long time. I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs, and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think by now I have a lot of nerve, but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juice until its very dry. It has been on my mind all day and I'm not going to beat around the bush anymore. Do you have a piece of gum?
blonde pvc
 
 
A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys.

What is wrong with this joke?
1. This isn't a joke
2. The blonde is thinking

wooden shoe
 
 
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
statistics
 
 
47% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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