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penny for your thoughts
What does one penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents!
dumb crossing
A highway patrol officer was driving up a mountain road and saw a car stop on the road. He pulled up behind the car.

As he approched the car he saw a dopey looking guy sitting behind the wheel, staring out the front window. The patrolman asked, "Sir, are you ok? Why did you stop in the middle of the road."

The guy said, "Well, the sign back there said, 'Look out for Deer Crossing.' So I stopped and those dam deer still haven't crossed."

eating cake lately?
Have you been eating cake lately?

Because you look a little crumby.
peanuts! getcher peanuts here!
Two peanuts were walking down the street.

One was assaulted.

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