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booger pick-up line
 
 
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
legless cow
 
 
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef!

learning to fly
 
 
Two guys die in a car accident and an angel descends from heaven.
"I am to give you your wings so you can fly to heaven. But if you think one dirty thought or act out one dirty act your wings will fall off." So they fly to heaven without any trouble but when they get there the first guy sees a naked woman walk by so his wings falll off. When he bends over to pick them up the second guy's wings fall off.
statistics
 
 
47% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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