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west virginian women
 
 
What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?

A full set of teeth.
bottom of the ocean
 
 
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!
texas vs. rhode island
 
 
A Texan is bragging to a New Englander. "In Texas," he drawls, "you can get on a train, ride all day long, and still be in Texas by nightfall."

"So what?" replies the Yankee, "We have slow trains in Rhode Island, too."

switch!
 
 
Susan was standing on a street corner when Bob stopped and said, 'Hey Susan, er, did you know you have a tampon hanging out of your mouth?'

'Oh my God,' she said, 'what did I do with my cigarette?'


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