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don't got milk?
 
 
What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

A milkdud!
d.a.m.
 
 
What does D.A.M stand for?

Mothers Against Dyslexia.

gross cornflakes
 
 
What's grosser than gross?

You eat a bowl of cornflakes and then find out that your brother's scab collection is missing.

flies have wings, why?
 
 
Do you know why flies have wings?

So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.


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