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men don't like safe sex
 
 
What is a man's idea of safe sex?

A padded headboard.

constipation
 
 
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?

'Cause they don't give a crap!

dangerous toys
 
 
What's Red and Orange and knocks you over?

Tackle me Elmo!

programming %#$*@#!!
 
 
What is the first programming language you learn when studying computer science?

Profanity


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