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who is god?
 
 
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

"Daddy, does God love children?"

"Yes son, he loves all children."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

fruit
 
 
Q: What do you call a bunch of gay guys standing on line?
A: Fruit by the foot.
spitfire
 
 
What's black and white, black and brown, and black and black?

A nun roasting on a spit.

happiness
 
 
Happiness is waking up in the morning and finding a picture of your boss on the side of a milk carton.

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